Sunday, September 26, 2004

Romance mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance (like me and my dearie?)
Smart man + dumb woman = affair (Yeah baby! All guys would want this!)
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage (Guys, beware!)
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy (Never be too dumb to use protection all the time hor)

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. (No wonder she always have things to buy... No credit card for ur wives man...)

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Its funny the way that things happen can actually be put into maths equations,
and this also goes to show only one thing...
However, if we really applied these theories to our lives, the results will still be unpredictable, which explains the reason why some of us still have our girlfriends or wives...
And this is what makes them special... cos they have beaten the odds...
Haha...




alvinz blogged at 1:22 AM

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