Thursday, March 24, 2005
Brotherly loveDun be mistaken, i'm not turning gay, not so desperate also...
I received an emergency distress call from my buddy Guangjie on Wednesday night, the ailment thats plaguing him :"Self induced heart disorder( aka lovesick)"
Me, love doctor immediately springs into action and questioned his symptoms to confirm his assumed sickness.
Symptoms include: Heartache, depression, taking initiative to call for help, madness and suicidal thoughts!Lovesick confirmed! Require immediate action!
Case log:
??? = Guangjie , (f) = me
[08:48:12 PM] ???: ??!!!??: hey bro
[08:48:12 PM] ???: ??!!!??: the worst has happened
[08:48:20 PM] ???: ??!!!??: damn sad now
[08:53:44 PM] (f) The war : wat happened?
[08:53:53 PM] ???: ??!!!??: she attach liao
[08:53:58 PM] ???: ??!!!??: jus saw her wif her bf
[08:54:06 PM] (f) The war : her bf is someone u know?
[08:54:42 PM] ???: ??!!!??: my last tut class one
[09:18:23 PM] ???: ???????: go study lar
[09:18:29 PM] ???: ???????: i need some time to cool down
[09:18:45 PM] (f) The war : but u sure u no problem?
[09:19:01 PM] ???: ???????: if u see me tml
[09:19:02 PM] (f) The war : else i bring some beer and rush down to
drink with u at ur hall
Action taken at approximately 2230, ETA:0000
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Time: 0000Reached patient right on time, armed with a bottle of coca cola , F&N orange, and also a bottle of Tequila. He was in a state of calmness, surprisingly calm. Welcomed me into his room and started talking about all things irrelevant to the root of his predicament.
Administering of first dosage:Patient showed immediate signs of recovery, baring out his frustrations in increasing amounts. The flames burning within him is beginning to surface to his face, a sign that the devil has let go of his tormented soul. And through his words, i got to know the reason for his current state. He spotted the girl with another guy, another guy whom he thought to be a loser who can neither beat him in looks or character other than being financially well-to-do and owns a car, courtesy of his parents.
And after seeing them hanging out lovingly at his hall, he knew that the sign has come for him to face the delayed rejection he has been waiting for. He remembered that when he first broke news to her about his affection for her, she told him she wasn't ready for a relationship and that they should remain as friends for the time being. He was there whenever she needs him, and she wasn't even there when he just wanted to have a good chat with her. It was a one-sided love he dun wanna admit, just as it was, a one-sided friendship.
And now, surely she is definitely not not ready for a relationship, but just that he wasn't the one she is looking for. And what a hell of a taker she has been? So greedy as to continue pulling strings with him just for the utility he renders? Tsk Tsk, i think someone gotta teach this person a lesson...
Oh well, he reassured me that he will no longer keep his heart close to other potentials already, such a faithful guy right? So any girls out there wanna know him? I can match make hahaha...
Second dosage:Patient's anger dissipation rate has gone up exponentially, looks set to fully recover in an hour's time...
Third dosage:Patient recovered from the initial impacts of lovesick. Attention diverted to another bud who joined us with a similar illness who drank with us till he concuss because he can't hold his liquor so well... haha... Had some fun there, but i shall keep the embarassing moments to myself ya? :)
And that basically sums up my rescue operation...
Haiz... Why is everyone down with this illness? Is it contagious?
Can someone just invent the "drink- of- memory- loss" and save these people?
Its beginning to remind me of the film "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" where people can just see a psychiatrist who hypnotised them into forgetting their broken heart. That will surely come in handy heh... I just hope that time can mend their hearts, even though i know it can't really do so...
P/S: Next time cannot do this liao, had one hell of a time dozing off at every lesson, and i still have to go thru the freaking maths test which ended well though. Haiz... not young anymore lo... So anyone got any heart wrenching stuff wanna share? We have a love doctor here... 24 hours standby... haha... diao diao... pls pls, no more night shift for me... *Yawnz*
alvinz blogged at 11:42 AM
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